a mad thrashing downund’a

The F1 Grand Circus is finally underway, albeit a demolition derby down in the Melbourne sauna. Lewis Hamilton takes the opener, with Nick Heidfeld and Nico Rosberg also on the podium. Alonzo looked to have a huge brainfart when he was ahead of Hamilton coming to the s/f line and swerved toward the pit as if he thought it were the last lap. Sorry, Fernando. This time you’ll have to settle for fourth. When the carnage ended, there were seven left running at the finish, and no points for Ferrari. : (